(AP News Wire Service)
PHOENIX - Sheriff Joe Arpio expressed measured optimism today
in this city's efforts to halt the costly and disruptive rampage
by a suspect known only as Sunny. The recent focus of attention
is the destruction of shoes, furniture, and landscaping. This
adds to a longer list of offenses which includes public defecation.
In a bizarre twist, Law enforcement agencies warn Sunny now approaches
strangers and licks them. ''Sunny spent her early years behind
bars'', says Director Ben Spayed of the local pound. ''Roughly
eight dog years. Unusual behavior is expected in these cases''.
Sunny faces stiff punishment when captured. ''We'd give her
the chair'', Arpio adds, ''but she won't sit.''