The initial failure of this effort to create a better Seeing
Eye Dog is a result of the genetic engineers' literal mind. Had
they been told to breed a better 'Seeing Eyes Dog' the outcome
may have been far different. The modified breed lacks depth perception,
so Beta testers experienced lackluster performance. An attempt
to rehabilitate the subject dogs as 'Frisbee Dogs' has also failed.
With extremely acute sight in the one eye, these dogs can read
and watch TV. They prefer television, especially "When Animals